Hate mail

Hate Mail


hate mail letter
From: Scott W.
To: sales@hornblasters.com
Sent: March 15th 2014 at 1:04 PM
Subject: awesome

Awhile ago I was coming out of a home depot when a grossly lifted silverado rolled up sporting a shocker sticker in the rear window, about the time myself and others were crossing the lot this guy lets go with a long loud blast from what sounds like a locomotive. now normally on the road when someones doing 50 in the fast lane this would be great but attempting to give honest folks a heart attack in a parking lot is unacceptable. So why am I sharing this with you? Well because your company is obviously run and owned by the same kind of priveledged, arogent, duschebag chevyboys (as witnessed by the shocker logo on your site) as the assholes who think jacked up diesel trucks with rich tunes and loud horns are somehow cool. I wanted to take a moment to let you know how I feel about you folks. So in summary I’d like to thank you for your contribution to the duschebag generation and just say Fuck You!


hate mail letter
From: Jeep
To: sales@hornblasters.com
Sent: October 9th 2007 at 1:22 PM
Subject: Horn

You know…I was actually considering buying a horn from you until I got to that clip where the IDIOT was extolling the virtues of Satan. That’s what we call in the business world as NO SALE, I’ll buy one somewhere else. You have a lot to learn about business and how not to offend your potential customers. With business practices like that you won’t go far.


hate mail letter

From: John Currie from the UK
To: matt@hornblasters.com
Sent: September 30th 2006 at 6:29 PM
Subject: comment

Hello. I am from the U.K. (England to you). I was playing around on a video clip website and came across some of your contributions. It’s not often I feel compelled to complain like this but I am amazed at how inconsiderate, infantile, and downright thick society has become when young men like you find this sort of stuff amusing. It only confirms the stereotype of ‘trash’, individuals who have failed to absorb any education, manners or sensitive during their adolescence.
Perhaps it’s not your fault. Perhaps it’s society’s fault. You disappoint me. You have no sense of wit whatsoever. My pity extends to you. Please try and understand that there is a world out there who doesn’t find you in any way entertaining.

Thankyou for your time.

the Definition of pollution

hate mail letter
From: Joeseph R.
To: sales@hornblasters.com
Sent: January 25th 2006 at 8:28 AM
Subject: the Definition of pollution

hi it’s Joe

the Definition of pollution

The act or process of polluting or the state of being polluted, especially the contamination of soil, water, or the atmosphere by the discharge of harmful substances . your car pollutes more then a air horn.
A air horn uses air to make sound waves that are not harmful but can be painful = scarred. ha ha
No more, tree Huggers !
It takes 4 hours non stop at 115db (car alarm) to do damage to your ears

i have bi polar disorder and your shit fuckin made episode

hate mail letter
From: Dan Systad
To: matt@hornblasters.com
Sent: December 30th 2005 at 6:11 AM
Subject: i have bi polar disorder and your shit fuckin made episode

your shit made me have a manic episode and i wrote a bunch of letters you might be glad that it didn’t happen in your presence…you’d be beat up at the very least….when manic people have episodes it is like more strength than any amount of adrenalin so beware of people like me i am common and you will get it some day if you keep it up this horn thing will get you killed for sure…
even now i still feel like i want to kill you and my manic state has eased up…. you best not meet me on the street I will likely kill you not a threat it is just the truth….
i have been in the hospital many times….your type
i don’t want to go for murder but you may make it happen….

im fixing to change adress anyway so go ahead and horn me prick

hate mail letter

From: Dan Systad
To: matt@hornblasters.com
Sent: December 30th 2005 at 6:03 AM
Subject: im fixing to change adress anyway so go ahead and horn me prick

your video crap is the worst plauge since god know what
what is your trip with fucking scaring inocent people on the street
don’t you have better things to do if not you should die.

(no subject)

hate mail letter
From: Dan Systad
To: matt@hornblasters.com
Sent: December 30th 2005 at 5:53 AM
Subject: (no subject)

your shit has got me so mad it is a good thing i can’t kill you on the spot i would….
many people have started carrying guns you shit is goint to get someone killed for suire I’d shoo the fuckers who horned me…..if i could…..i shurely would i am so mad right now it is not funny


hate mail letterFrom: Terry Pardy
To: matt@hornblasters.com
Sent: December 25th 2005 at 3:00 AM
Subject: Idiots

Just come across your videos and you should be prosecuted! Noise is a pollutant and it’s not at all funny to scare people! You or others using these stupid horns will cause an accident or cause somebody to have a coronary! Idiots!!

your shitty product

hate mail letterFrom: “Bob Premium”
Sent: March 21st 2004 at 4:45 PM
Subject: your shitty product

don’t like your HORN product. I don’t like the idea. It’s NOT safe. You need to find something else to do with your time. Somewhere along the way you’ll see (the hard way) that it’s not a safe or good idea to be doing this. Train horns are a SAFETY warning for TRAINS! You’re not suppose to scare the shit out of people.

Here’s an idea, how about i come to your work with an air horn and scare the shit out of you?????

Would you enjoy that?

Grow up.

I’ll be contacting Tampa